The Home Alone movies have given us some of the most iconic, hilarious, and memorable quotes that still make us smile today.
If you’re reminiscing about Kevin’s clever comebacks, Buzz’s sarcastic remarks, or Harry’s unlucky mishaps, these quotes capture the magic of holiday mischief.
In this guide, you’ll find the best Home Alone quotes carefully organized for fans who love to laugh, feel inspired, or relive classic scenes.
Perfect for sharing on social media, using in captions, or just bringing back nostalgic memories, these quotes will keep the holiday spirit alive all year long.
Let’s dive in!
Home Alone Quotes Kevin
🎄 Keep the change ya filthy animal
🎄 Guys I’m eating junk and watching rubbish
🎄 I made my family disappear
🎄 Buzz your girlfriend woof
🎄 This is my house I have to defend it
🎄 I’m not afraid anymore
🎄 Fuller go easy on the Pepsi
🎄 I don’t want a new family I don’t want any family
🎄 Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner
🎄 I hope I never see any of you jerks again
🎄 I’m a kid that’s my job
🎄 I got you on my own
🎄 I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap
🎄 I’m down here you big horse’s ass
🎄 No clothes on anybody sickening
Famous Home Alone Quotes
⭐ Keep the change ya filthy animal
⭐ Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
⭐ Look what you did you little jerk
⭐ This is my house I have to defend it
⭐ Buzz your girlfriend woof
⭐ Fuller go easy on the Pepsi
⭐ I made my family disappear
⭐ Guys I’m eating junk and watching rubbish
⭐ You guys give up or are you thirsty for more
⭐ I’m not afraid anymore
⭐ Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner
⭐ Suck brick kid
⭐ I’m a kid that’s my job
⭐ I got you on my own
⭐ I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap
Best Home Alone Quotes
🌟 Keep the change ya filthy animal
🌟 Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
🌟 This is my house I have to defend it
🌟 You guys give up or are you thirsty for more
🌟 I made my family disappear
🌟 Buzz your girlfriend woof
🌟 Fuller go easy on the Pepsi
🌟 Look what you did you little jerk
🌟 Guys I’m eating junk and watching rubbish
🌟 I’m not afraid anymore
🌟 Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner
🌟 Suck brick kid
🌟 I got you on my own
🌟 I’m down here you big horse’s ass
🌟 No clothes on anybody sickening
Funny Home Alone Quotes
😂 Keep the change ya filthy animal
😂 Buzz your girlfriend woof
😂 Fuller go easy on the Pepsi
😂 I made my family disappear
😂 Guys I’m eating junk and watching rubbish
😂 I hope I never see any of you jerks again
😂 Suck brick kid
😂 I’m a kid that’s my job
😂 I got you on my own
😂 I’m down here you big horse’s ass
😂 Look what you did you little jerk
😂 No clothes on anybody sickening
😂 I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap
😂 Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner
😂 I’m not afraid anymore
Home Alone Quotes Funny
🤣 Buzz your girlfriend woof
🤣 Fuller go easy on the Pepsi
🤣 Guys I’m eating junk and watching rubbish
🤣 I made my family disappear
🤣 Suck brick kid
🤣 I’m down here you big horse’s ass
🤣 Look what you did you little jerk
🤣 No clothes on anybody sickening
🤣 I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap
🤣 Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner
🤣 I’m not afraid anymore
🤣 I got you on my own
🤣 I’m a kid that’s my job
🤣 I hope I never see any of you jerks again
🤣 Keep the change ya filthy animal
Buzz Home Alone Quotes
🐻 Buzz your girlfriend woof
🐻 Kevin what did you do to my room
🐻 I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass
🐻 You’re such a disease
🐻 I’m going through all your private stuff
🐻 Kevin you are what the French call les incompetents
🐻 I made you some microwave mac and cheese
🐻 You little trout sniffer
🐻 You’re completely helpless
🐻 Why don’t you just stay up there
🐻 You’re what the French call les incompetents
🐻 Kevin you’re such a little jerk
🐻 You’re pathetic Kevin
🐻 I’m gonna tell mom
🐻 Don’t get your hopes up
Home Alone Quotes Harry
🧤 Why the hell did you take your shoes off
🧤 Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken
🧤 I’ll kill that kid
🧤 That’s it I’m going around the back
🧤 This is it don’t get scared now
🧤 He’s only a kid Harry we can take him
🧤 How could he not be up there
🧤 We’re the wet bandits
🧤 Harry it’s our calling card
🧤 Never mind I’ll get him myself
🧤 What is it Marv
🧤 He’s a kid Harry
🧤 That little brat
🧤 We’re going to get him
🧤 Ouch
When You’re Home Alone Quotes
🏠 I made my family disappear
🏠 This is my house I have to defend it
🏠 I’m not afraid anymore
🏠 Guys I’m eating junk and watching rubbish
🏠 I hope I never see any of you jerks again
🏠 Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner
🏠 Fuller go easy on the Pepsi
🏠 Look what you did you little jerk
🏠 No clothes on anybody sickening
🏠 I’m down here you big horse’s ass
🏠 Suck brick kid
🏠 I got you on my own
🏠 I’m a kid that’s my job
🏠 I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap
🏠 Buzz your girlfriend woof
Home Alone Quotes Inspirational
🌟 I’m not afraid anymore
🌟 This is my house I have to defend it
🌟 I got you on my own
🌟 I made my family disappear
🌟 I’m a kid that’s my job
🌟 You guys give up or are you thirsty for more
🌟 Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner
🌟 Look what you did you little jerk
🌟 I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap
🌟 Fuller go easy on the Pepsi
🌟 Guys I’m eating junk and watching rubbish
🌟 Buzz your girlfriend woof
🌟 Suck brick kid
🌟 No clothes on anybody sickening
🌟 Keep the change ya filthy animal
Conclusion
The Home Alone series has gifted us timeless quotes filled with humor, courage, and unforgettable family moments.
If you’re looking for a laugh, a nostalgic reminder, or a clever caption, these quotes capture everything we love about Kevin’s adventures.
